You're Half of Hundred 50th Birthday Candle Holiday Picks This tee is for the

This tee is for the woman who checked her last care and found a blank hand

it's chill

flattering fit perfect for everyday wear with purpose

🙋‍♀️ Somewhere between “turn down that music” and “I asked you once”—this tee totally gets you

With its tongue-in-cheek design

You're Half of Hundred 50th Birthday Candle Holiday Picks This tee is for theThere is no gentle way to do this math. Fifty is half of one hundred, and someone in her life was always going to point it out. Congratulations, it is you. This 50th birthday candle commits to the bit. The label reads You're Half of Hundred, a fact she can neither refute nor forgive. Who this is for: The sibling who has been saving this joke for a decade The friend group where roasting is the love language Anyone needing a funny gift for her fiftieth